*results this week in valley girl speak*
So like, oh em gee, Dirk Kuipers totally shot well last night! He was so totally bad at black pins in 2014 as if like, black wasn't his color...He's like "I'm not like a goth or something, ick, shooting at goth pins is so nasty" but last night, he was like, "Black pins are my betch!". And then Adam Neumann, he's like a hotty right?!? Well, he shot like the best round of all of the hotties! Oh yeah, and um, like, Mike Wolters is totally beating everyone in Frolf points. I think he like, made his lead bigger or something???
So what's with these weirdos who totally can't add their scores right?!? I mean, like, 4+4=8 and stuff...Owwmygawwd...get it right people, like have your tutor add them for you, like right???
Whatever, typing is making my cuticles hurt. I'm going to go get what I want...shoes, toodles! xoxo
Awards:
Hot Round - Adam Neumann - 52
Best Adjusted Score - Dirk Kuipers - 47 (59)
CTPs
Hole Sponsor Winner
7 Spectators Craig Pluger
3 50/50 Cash Dave Kleiman
9 Village Hobby Alex Hayes
10 Big Lake Brewing Chris Kaiser
11 Outpost Long Putt Matt Meeusen
13 SweetSpot Nate Mihos
12 Anne Hyzers Steve DeWitt
1 Outpost Tasi Forgwe
4 Saugatuck Brewing Co. Katy Becker
6 Saugatuck Brewing Co. LP Travis Prueter
16 Dunesview Travis Prueter
Naughty List - Actual score/Recorded score
Sean Holton - 63/61 -5pts
Nick Vourlitis - 64/63 -5pts
KJ Puegh - 61/62 -5pts
Tristan Farrara - 61/62 -5pts
Luke Allison - 70/77 -5pts
Tyler Miller - 64/63 -5pts
Way to go, Katy Becker!!! Girl Power, whoop whoop!! :-)
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Tubular!
I vote each week you take on a new persona for these announcments; this was wonderful.
Agreed. Awesomeness.