scott hessel  › April Fools Doubles   April 3, 2022 at 6:27am

Here is the digital players meeting:
#1 Yay Sponsors! You know who they are, support them like they support us!
#2 Tee signs Have the info: The tee signs will tell you what the hole rules are, follow them. Tee signs will tell you CTP info. Tee signs have sponsor info, see #1.
#3 Speed of play is important! It's gonna take time even if you are fast, so be diligent, I think I used that right, Diligent? going with it, not looking it up.
#4 First round is WORST SHOT plus whatever the Tee sign Says except hole 8, just do what the sign says. Worst shot means play the worst shot until ONE player puts it in the basket.
#5 Mando rules are on the tee signs, most have drop zones but not all, figure it out. Old school mando rules, not the new rule, so if you pure it with a roller, but it rolls across the mando line from the other side, you're good in my book. OB is the usual and is marked with flags.
#6 There are some unique holes that I would like to clarify for you, Unwind is a double mando with no drop zone, If you miss the mandos you must throw back around and go through the mando but no penalty strokes are assessed, Bullseye is a warp zone, the entire disc must be surrounded by the warp zone, The Weakest Link, do what the sign says, Discs on Donuts, the flags mark out a donut shaped area around the pin, all discs that land ON the Donut go to the drop zone without penalty, the center of the donut is safe, so if your putt ends up on the donut, you go to the drop zone and putt again. Turbo is an overhand putt of any sort, I'm not too picky, Floss for fortune, it's the attempt that I want, give it your best and you will get the bonus! Hole 21 is hole 18 tee to the practice basket with a double mando near the basket so is hard to see from the tee but it's there and it's nasty!
#7 I think, Playoffs! were talking Playoffs. There will be playoffs for all payed spots so I don't have to mess with it. Playoffs will be a CTP throw off at tournament central where all players can be properly complimented on their individual talents. I have awesome disc storage trophies for winners of all divisions and lots of prizes, we will have Cascade BBQ there with food and beverages for lunch and Oregon Disc Golf with a plethora of discs and disc golf accessories and I will be there with the loot! see you soon.
That's Mr. tournament Director to you.