Bare Bones Rootbeer Float League

$4 to enter, $3 to the round pot, $1 to the club. If no aces are hit, best score wins. Ace overrules score and if two or more aces are hit, most aces or best score of those players win. **2018 Scoring Changes** Players will be placed into one of 4 divisions, based on an average of the first 3 rounds (and other factors left up to management's discretion). Royalty - Pro Division - Y'all playin for them greenbacks. End of Season prize: $100 Boys - Basically Advanced and B ...
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$4 to enter, $3 to the round pot, $1 to the club. If no aces are hit, best score wins. Ace overrules score and if two or more aces are hit, most aces or best score of those players win.

**2018 Scoring Changes**

Players will be placed into one of 4 divisions, based on an average of the first 3 rounds (and other factors left up to management's discretion).

Royalty - Pro Division - Y'all playin for them greenbacks. End of Season prize: $100

Boys - Basically Advanced and Baggin Intermediates - End of Season prize: RaspPi Arcade w/Fight Stick

Fluffers - Rec & New Intermediates - End of Season prize: Disc Golf Related Package TBD

Ladies - Anyone with a vagina - End of Season prize: MOTHAEFFIN SPA DAY PACKAGE!!

Points work like this...

Each week, 1st through 5th place in each division will receive 50, 35, 20, 15 & 10 points, respectively. Last place, or DFL, will receive -5 but you may never have less than 0 total points. Ace is 100 points. There will be bonus points everywhere, based on special dates and fun side games we come up with during the season.

Other rules include our Heat Index No Holds Barred Water Balloon/Gun Clause (110 degrees and higher) & the Fuck You, You're Finishing This Piece of Shit -50 for DNF Rule

If there are any questions about this, please hold them... yeah just keep holding... that's it.

After league, the Men's division winner buys everyone a $1 rootbeer float at Lenny's. (Ladies get treated by the men) Come out and have some fun! Check in generally starts around 4:45 so come early to get signed up.

A while back an idea was created. Two studs battling it out on the course, the prize...a beer, but only one of them drank so what were they to do? It was a hot day and only one thing came to the mind of the then young and able bodied Andy, now an old washed up shell of what was once greatness, ice cream....and mothafuckin root beer.

There just so happened to be a Lenny's Hamburgers just around the corner boasting .99 floats with a large graphic plastered to their window. It was fate. Jerry, the drunk, accepted this prize even though it wouldn't get him fucked up, and decided to start a league revolving around a "winner take all" format with the stipulation that they would have to buy everyone floats after the round. Pretty cool.

Well, Jerry, being the drunk that he is, quickly passed the keys off to whoever wasn't as drunk so Brent and I have to deal with all of you, I mean run this great league now.

So that's our story, now we are 30+ strong week in and week out, have a Ladies division that pays out top lady, score tracking and leaderboards for everyone. Just goes to show you what a little bit of effort can do, and also what a piece of shit Jerry is. Just kidding buddy!
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