The Ultimate Golf Championship Presented By MVP Disc Sports

The Ultimate Golf Championship is the brainchild of Doctors Leopold Van Strauss, Luther Seymour IV, Hiroyuki Matsumoto with significant contributions from Yoko Ohno's personal stylist, Bilf Chambers. During a symposium to develop a new method of adding arms to children for tomorrow's workforce needs, LSD was added to the coffee in an attempt to inspire new ideas, and it worked. The result was a 85 page whitepaper on the best possible sporting event, and that paper was lost in an attempted government coverup. Utilizing the Freedom of Information Act, fax machines and elbow grease, we have uncovered that paper and are building an event that follows the exact protocol that was recovered.

The Recipe:
18 Holes of Disc Golf
9 Holes of Ball Golf
Cart for the whole day
Challenges and Mini-Games throughout the day
Lunch Included
Custom Event Disc by Justin Lago
More prizes than any event you've ever attended
Alcohol available for purchase on site
Love and a life full of purpose and happiness for all attendees
Jean short wearing allowed with exemption.

Not valid if you've attended an event that had more prizes

Motley 52 Disc Golf Club is responsible for all refunds/cancellations.