NFGA 2012   September 28, 2012 at 11:05pm

September 26, 2012 Round Summary

By SKROTE SPHINKTER, AP Sports Writer
September 28, 2012

Duluth, GA USA (AP) – The temperature was a little warmer this evening but the rounds were somewhat cool. Drives seemed to be shorter and fewer seemed to find the fairway.

Not a bad round all-in-all, but not much to write home about.

Statistically speaking, the league APAR moved to 10 which coupled with the double points format has put some additional spread in the point standings. Movement included Russell and Altone who advanced one position each.

If historical data holds for the rest of this season, it is doubtful that our APAR will change. That means we will end the season using every player’s best 10 rounds.

Medallion awards went to Sammy (Automobile Association on 2) and Dean (Homeowners on 5). After Dean’s throw, a motion to create a new category for a Homeowner’s “Roofing” Association was considered, but was voted down by the on course committee due to its ‘hopefully’ rare nature.

Another rarity for the league, and possible consideration for a new category (Crimson Tide comes to mind), was demonstrated by Brad who stubbed his toe and drew blood on an approach to hole nine. Anytime the league witnesses blood, Patrick Wiggins “Bloody Wiggins” comes to mind and a complete reconstruction of his malady, as it played out on Hole 15, is recounted for those who were not present. We all miss you Wiggins!

Best wishes for a speedy recovery go out to Brad.

As a reminder, this fall’s Surgeon’s Cup is currently scheduled for October 17 and October 24. Dates may be subject to change based on the shortness of daylight currently being experienced as a result of global warming and the impending end of days (thanks to Al Gore who I was surprised to discover is of Mayan decent).

This round’s anonymous sound bite was, “Forwardness.”

for•ward•ness [fɔrwərdnəs]
1. adverbio hacia delante
2. sustantivo deporte delantero (-a) masculine (femenino)
3. verbo transitivo letter reexpedir
4. as appears to have been used in this round “in front of you sucker!”

Next week’s round will tee off at 6:00PM on the Old Peachtree Walk Frisbee Golf Course.