Sean Ahrends  › Easter Eggstravaganza 2024   February 11 at 12:25am

It's okay Patty Putts you're going to need all that money to buy yourself tissues. You only beat me by a couple points last year in the NADGT and that's because I didn't know your course. Now I played it a couple times and I'm bringing my team's muscle. And Matt I'm sorry but not sorry you picked the wrong teammate????????????. And to any of those other teams what are thinking of signing up just don't save yourself the embarrassment. Especially if you think you're that deadly just act like a mangy coyote and stay in your Den. The only thing I might be scared of is if the merman come out but I know if I give him a sauce and show him a mermaid I know he will calm right down. JK all in fun if you are thinking of joining this tournament it's lots of fun and trash talk is definitely welcome I hope to see lots of you out there try to bring down me my teammates and we can't let Patty and his team win then we know it's rigged if they do