Manila Mania Mystery Box of pain (MMMBop) Presented by the Manila Crush Boys

Singles tournament

Saturday, December 2, 2023

Hosted by Par Infinity - Humboldt County Disc Golf

Locations

Schedule

  • Sat
    Dec 2

    8:00am - 12:00pm

    First Flight

    12:00pm - 4:00pm

    Second Flight

Divisions

OPEN Open $100
AM AM $100
GOD Goddess $100

About this tournament

UPDATE


As a remembrance to the life lived by Jeremy Bursich, we chose to run a silly one day tournament with restrictions (like winter wizards and alpaca bowl).

As the final Flyin’ Lynx Production of this era we present to you the

Manila Mania Mystery Box Of Pain
(MMMBop for short)
Presented by the Manila Crush Boys

Two rounds of 18 Holes at the lovely confines of the Manila Bay Disc Golf Course in Manila, the hallowed grounds where our boy Jeremy learned to sling the plastic.

Each player will be given a Mystery Box player pack. These mystery boxes, also known affectionately as Chaos Boxes, will include 5 discs and other mystery swag.

Remember how I mentioned Restrictions….

Each player MUST PLAY THE FIRST ROUND WITH THE DISCS IN THEIR MYSTERY BOX!!!

Players will then be allowed to play the second round with their own traditional bag set up, or continue to play using the mystery box, their choice.

Don’t worry, every mystery box includes at least one putter, one mid range, and one driver

There will also be a special tournament stamped disc in every mystery box

Space is limited to 100 players with two flights of players. All proceeds will be donated towards the development of local disc golf with various projects in the works. A Celebration of life party is planned to follow the tournament.

Players in all divisions will obey Rule # 1

Players in all divisions will play three (3) rounds of ten (10) holes at Manila Disc Golf Course (the original 9 holes plus one temporary hole) 30 total holes played (Par 90).
ALL PLAYERS MUST PLAY THE FIRST TWENTY (20) HOLES WITH THE DISCS PROVIDED IN THE PLAYER PACK.
Players may throw discs from their standard bag in addition to/ in lieu of their player pack discs for the final ten (10) holes.

Before the first round of each flight begins there will be an eleven (11) minute window called the “Swap Meet” - Players are encouraged to trade any other player in their flight any disc from their box for the same style disc from your box (putter for putter, mid for mid, fairway/driver for fairway/driver or Jeremy stamped disc for Jeremy stamped disc) Players are required after the swap meet to have one (1) putter, One (1) mid range, Two (2) Fairway/Drivers, and One (1) Jeremy stamped disc. The only exception will be those who purchased extra chaos boxes, they will be able to use the additional discs from the extra chaos box. Players found to be cheating will be publically humiliated and forced to move to a different state.

Two Meters is 100% in effect.


For pace of play reasons we will have spotters (some armed with rakes and pitchforks for submarine frisbee retrieval) on holes 7/8,9,10 to help locate discs, help retrieve them from the water, and help spot so park users aren’t injured. Please follow spotters instructions so everyone has a safe and enjoyable time. KEEP IN MIND - Just because there is a spotter on a particular hole, they are not responsible for locating or keeping track of your disc, please watch where your disc goes. Spotters are not responsible for any lost discs. JPB. A disc is declared lost if the player cannot locate it within three minutes after having arrived at the area where it is thought to be. Any player in the group or an Official (the spotter) may begin the timing of the three minutes and must inform the group that the timing has begun. The spotter on the hole will continue to fish for discs while your group continues to play the hole/ continues to the next hole.

Players who lose all of their player pack discs within the first 20 holes, first of all… bummer… Secondly, these players will be awarded par + 4 strokes on all remaining holes within the first 20 holes. After the first 20 holes, players may continue to play the remaining 20 holes with their standard bag (sold separately).

OHH By the way, there’s also OB… here’s a list
Hole 1: OB Right of wooden fence.
Hole 2: OB Beyond wooden fence
Hole 3: OB left and beyond fenceline
Hole 4: OB if surrounded by water in bay
Hole 5: No OB, any water pooled on left fairway casual.
Hole 6: OB if surrounded by water in bay
Hole 7: OB if surrounded by water in the creek on the right side of the fairway. Any water pooled on left side of fairway is causal
Hole 8: OB if surrounded by water in the creek on the right side of the fairway. Any water pooled on right-front side of tee box is causal
Hole 9: OB if surrounded by water in the creek on the left side of the fairway. There is also a creek that runs through the jungle on the right side of the fairway. If you've made it in this creek, Congratulations!!!! You may be the only person in the history of disc golf to ever do this… But unfortunately for you you're still OB.
Hole 10: Playground, Tennis, and Basketball courts and beyond are OB.

WATCH FOR DISCS AS YOU LEAVE THE PATH FROM HOLE 9!!!! Don’t be a dick and mess somebody’s drive up because your self preservation skills are poor.

Although Chaos is our theme and as much as we all love our 4 legged friends, Dogs are not allowed on the course during the tournament. Please make arrangements for them to have a safe place to be while you play.

Music and speakers are 100% encouraged. We suggest you listen to MMMBop by Hanson - (https://open.spotify.com/track/0lnxrQAd9ZxbhBBe7d8FO8?si=d53b74e32bd14ebf) on repeat. But you do what suits you. If the music is bothering your group, good. Play more of that band. Additionally we suggest players not only play music on their card, we encourage that it is at an obnoxiously loud volume. I also hope its a jam band because that would just be poetically fucking annoying to me.

If you do not show up for your tee time you will be refunded and your spot/player pack will be given to those on the waitlist. We will not be mailing/holding/storing ANY layer packs.

The next page contains a map that I drew by hand on top of a google map.

Jeremy. We love and miss the fucking shit out of you…. Here’s to Our Boy.

Refund policy

Chaos Crew is responsible for all refunds and cancellations. If you do not show up for your tee time you will be refunded and your spot/player pack will given to those on the waitlist. We will not be mailing/holding/storing ANY layer packs.