Sausage Fest Again! presented by Phoenix 5 Productions

UPDATE: Watch the players' meeting: https://youtu.be/58S-x3BVS3w Check your tee time: https://www.pdga.com/tour/event/36994

You knuckleheads begged for me to do this one-round, tee-time, lazy-ass C-Tier again, so here we are. We're playing short to long, just like last year, but I've already had to move the date t̶w̶i̶c̶e̶ three times, so you get Surliest Sully right off the bat.

Hot score gets the coveted "I WIPE MY OWN ASS" award. Division winners get a much lamer trophy that may or may not brand you as a modest but attractive failure. Everyone else gets a disc with a sausage logo on it.

I'll grill sausages for lunch. Jesus, this is stupid. We'll probably get 80 people. Sign up.

NOVA Disc Golf Association is responsible for all refunds/cancellations.